Movember: Characters Who Should Rock Mo’s

The month of facial hair is finally underway, and in celebration of Movember we are saluting those moustachioed men across the globe and those who are still currently growing their man-hair above their top lip. Everyone (barring the female demographic) should be growing a good old ‘stache, as moustaches not only look awesome, but they resemble a sense of dignity, class and above all, manliness. A great mo can heighten even the manliest of men to an ultra-masculine status. Despite this, there is a general lack of mo’s in the gaming world and we are confused as to why some of gaming’s manliest men aren’t rocking the formidable mo. So here is a list of upstanding men who SHOULD be wearing their moustaches loud and proud.

Kratos

You don’t really get manlier than the god of war himself do you? Kratos has shown gamers his brutality and visceral fighting techniques as he disembowels minotaurs and pulls other god’s heads off; but now if he only showed some class in his masculinity. While Kratos is rocking a pretty impressive goatee, a little mo would do him wonders. Not only would he look even manlier, but his enemies will see him as a more dignified and civilized opponent, rather than a blood thirsty savage (which we don’t really mind by the way).

Nathan Drake

Everyone’s favourite smooth-talking treasure hunter seems to have it all – good looks, witty lines, endless luck, globe spanning escapades and of course any girl he lays his eyes on. Well, you’re wrong. One thing Nate is oblivious to is his own facial hair. The man does not have a mo, and he should. A moustachioed Nathan Drake would add greater depth to his suave demeanour and leave the ladies chasing him, rather than the opposite. Maybe we’ll see a facial hair DLC pack for Uncharted 3.

Marcus Fenix

Similar to Kratos, Gears of War’s main protagonist seems to have the manly attitude down. Fenix takes a no-holds barred approach as he curb stomps and chainsaws his way through hordes of Locust without even blinking. His tough guy front still requires one thing though – the mo. A glorious moustache would be a perfect match for Fenix’s straight-faced grimace, and with Fenix’s right-hand man Dom showing off his beard in Gears 3, hopefully Marcus will be flashing the ‘stache sometime soon.

And a notable mention to some of gaming’s men already rocking the mo: Old Snake, Prince of Persia (on occasion), Mario, Luigi, Victor Sullivan,

  • http://caniplay.com Can_i_play

    a few i came across…

    Dr Robotnik – more like long ass nose hair.
    Captain Price – sporting one bad ass mo’.
    Alakazam/Kadabra – born with one.

    question? why the hell do the guys from GOW have speakers on their chests?

    was missing the friday features :D

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